OMG BingoWings, you're 'gas'! You reminded me of the small opera house (not the main one) we went to for a concert - there was this man behind us farting through the whole concert. At one point, it went very quiet and we could clear her a huurrrrpppp from behind us!!! The couple next to us were so disgusted, they got up and moved seats. I couldnt stop laughing (the smell was very bad though). At the interval, H2B went to the bathroom and met this slightly tipsy but very nice man from Dublin, they were having a great chat on the way back to the seats and guess where the man was sitting - yup, behind us, the farter!!!