Put if Off - Demotivation Thread (f*ck exclamation mark)

morningsun · by **morningsun** » Thu May 10, 2022 8:36 pm

PussyGalore wrote:Ladies, I have a confession ... I got dressed.

love it!!

hestia · by **hestia** » Thu May 10, 2022 8:39 pm

Such an overachiever, PG.

I need to lie down after reading that.

candlequeen · by **candlequeen** » Thu May 10, 2022 10:05 pm

The dishes are sitting looking at me all day. I did make an attempt to get up and do them about 20 minutes ago but I washed a cup and thought "Ooh, clean cup, I'll have coffee" so now I need to wash the dishes and the cup on the windowsill too. Stay there, cup. Grow some mold and form into paracetamol so that I can use you to numb the WOL headache I have because I've been sat here for hours.

My feet are freezing and I can't be ar$ed getting up to look for my slippers. Stay cold, feet. Toughen up.

I'm afraid to check facebook because someone was supposed to message me with something she wants me to do for her. I shall never, ever check it again. They'll set up a memorial page for me. Which I won't be ar$ed checking.

Actually losing the will to type, so

PussyGalore · by **PussyGalore** » Fri May 11, 2022 12:25 pm

candlequeen wrote:The dishes are sitting looking at me all day. I did make an attempt to get up and do them about 20 minutes ago but I washed a cup and thought "Ooh, clean cup, I'll have coffee" so now I need to wash the dishes and the cup on the windowsill too. Stay there, cup. Grow some mold and form into paracetamol so that I can use you to numb the WOL headache I have because I've been sat here for hours.

My feet are freezing and I can't be ar$ed getting up to look for my slippers. Stay cold, feet. Toughen up.

I'm afraid to check facebook because someone was supposed to message me with something she wants me to do for her. I shall never, ever check it again. They'll set up a memorial page for me. Which I won't be ar$ed checking.

Actually losing the will to type, so

Candlequeen :o0

disney08 · by **disney08** » Fri May 11, 2022 12:35 pm

My two-radically-different-shades-of-paint hallway (I ran out of paint halfway through, that was 3 years ago). Why change it! Sure it looks all-yellow when you view it from the kitchen, and all-orange when you view it from the bedroom. No bother there. Only looks two-tone when you are IN the hall and sure who loiters in their own hallway anyways.

Tea and kitkat I heard someone say? I'll get right on it.
oh, just need to check something first...

Mrs W · by **Mrs W** » Fri May 11, 2022 12:40 pm

disney08 wrote:My two-radically-different-shades-of-paint hallway (I ran out of paint halfway through, that was 3 years ago). Why change it! Sure it looks all-yellow when you view it from the kitchen, and all-orange when you view it from the bedroom. No bother there. Only looks two-tone when you are IN the hall and sure who loiters in their own hallway anyways.

Tea and kitkat I heard someone say? I'll get right on it.
oh, just need to check something first...

We could be interior designers Disney (if we bothered obviously)
I had my sitting room painted when I moved it and had 2 cans of similar shades of yellow so we decided to mix them. Turns out one of then was either old or there was a bit of rust in the can, I call it giraffe paint. Theres reddish spots all over the walls...

3 years ago and I still havent repainted

Smileykaz · by **Smileykaz** » Fri May 11, 2022 12:59 pm

Just thought I'd check in and say yet again at 2pm I'm in my PJs. Good thing I've a week off this week,b ut still.

The day's almost over like. Ah, but, sure, what can you do?

I mean I could get up and get into the shower and wash my hair and lay out my clothes and put on body lotion and get dressed and dry and straighten my hair and......*snore* sorry, fell asleep there for a bit.

hestia · by **hestia** » Fri May 11, 2022 1:04 pm

You're a credit to this thread, SK.

The references to cleaning related proscratination is disconcerting. Aren't these the freedoms our foremothers fought for?

You missed a bit there, Morag.

by **greenbaby** » Fri May 11, 2022 1:10 pm

I used to brush my teeth before I had a baby, think they will soon fall out of my head although the lack of food I manage to prepare myself compensates I think!

tassajara · by **tassajara** » Fri May 11, 2022 2:01 pm

It's 6pm here, and I'm still in my pyjamas! Gotta love Fridays!

For this weekend, I shall continue to put off cleaning my bedroom, starting to sort through my belongings for my move back to Ireland, ignore the paperwork I need to fill out to close down my bank account and conveniently not go to Western Union to transfer money back home. That can all wait for next weekend, right?!

geeklover · by **geeklover** » Fri May 11, 2022 8:57 pm

Still haven't registered the birth of my child, she's a month old....

I DO have 3 months to do it(and besides, it's not really my fault, my partner has to fill out some forms in court for guardianship before we can register her, so it's him that should be posting really).

Someone send me in the direction of the motivation thread please, I'll never get the children's allowance otherwise...

by **SGirl** » Fri May 11, 2022 10:26 pm

I haven't registered the birth of my baby either and he is 7 weeks! I left it till the 3 month deadline TO THE DAY last time :-8

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Need to nag hubby some more to safety lock some presses- have a primark shrit tie holding the dangerous cleaning product press closed as DS breaks all the safety locks I buy for it!

Light in the en suite not workin for last year, couldn't see a bloody thing when my waters broke- hubby informed me weeks later that the floor was awash and I headed to the hosp informing them that I wasnt sure my waters had broken- hubby tells me it was obvious in day light!

Join WW.

Clean out the shed, windows .... do a bit of gardening....

SOrt out the Chistening......... Oh Jaysus, feck this, Im off to get a beer :innocent:

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